12 minutes. Three fixes.
Zero pitch.
We'll pull your top 5 ads from your Meta ad library, record a Loom, and send three immediate things to change. If it's useful, you know where to find us.
What you get
Recorded by us, walking through your top-performing Meta ads. Frame-by-frame analysis of your hooks.
Specific changes you can ship this week — usually a hook rewrite, a frequency check, or a creative-fatigue swap.
200+ proven Shopify ad hooks, sortable by category. Yours whether or not you ever work with us.
One page, scannable, with timestamps to the Loom — so your team can act on it without rewatching the video.
The audit is the deliverable. We won't book a sales call at the end. If you want to talk after, you reply to the email. If you don't, you keep the audit.
Get your audit
5 fields. Takes 90 seconds. Loom in your inbox within 48 hours.
Before you book.
Is this really free?
Yes. The audit takes us about an hour to record and is genuinely useful whether you hire us or not. It's our cheapest customer acquisition channel — better than running cold outbound.
Will you read my ad account?
No. We only need what's already public in your Meta Ad Library. We don't request account access for the audit.
What's the catch?
None. Worst case: you watch a Loom and never reply. Best case: you ship our 3 fixes and your top ad gets 20% better, and we earn the right to a conversation later.
Who watches the Loom — me or my team?
Anyone. Forwardable. Many operators forward to their media buyer as the second deliverable.
Do you audit non-Shopify stores?
We can, but our pattern recognition is sharpest on Shopify because that's 100% of our portfolio. WooCommerce / BigCommerce — yes if your spend is over $50k/mo.